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Here.
-I have something to tell you. -I have something to tell you.
You say it first.
It's okay, you can go first.
It's okay, you say it first.
Shu Hong,
I want to...
Sorry. Text message.
What did you want to say?
I want to break up with you!
Huan Huan...
Huan Huan, What did you want to say?
I want to go to the bathroom.
Okay.
[Divorce Document]
Mr. Li, are you okay?
I was thinking back to three years ago, my wife and I often had a date here.
I never thought, three years later
I would be here with a lawyer for divorce.
-You had an affair? -No.
Then she had an affair?
That's also not it.
She only said that she doesn't love me like before.
She also said that that we can't go back anymore.
Lawyer Hao, is it true that we can't go back anymore?
Here, look at me, Mr.Li. Forgive me for saying this,
In all my life of taking care of lawsuits, I have learned three things.
Number one, don't ask a woman why they fall in love.
Number two, even more so, don't ask a woman why she wants to get married.
Number three, never ever ask a woman why she wants to divorce.
Those three statements have a similarity, do you know what it is?
-Women? -That's right.
Because when it comes to facing love, they will never say the truth.
Shu Hong, Let's break up.
That's right, when women are in love with you they sure are cute.
But, when she doesn't love you, she can be more ruthless than anyone else.
It's not that I don't love you, I just think you have changed.
Hate, is not a problem.
The most annoying thing is they don't want to be the "bad guy" and throw all the responsibilities to the men.
And in the end even house chores will be your resposibilities.
Do you still remember what you told me?
You said that you will always make me feel loved.
But right now,
If the words of people who are in love can be trusted... Then, even pigs can fly.
Even if all the men on earth could understand this way of thinking and only women didn't,
But they will still say men do not understand love and marriage.
Do you understand what is love?
Love is not only when two people light up a spark,
the most important thing is, it has to be an eternal commitment.
What is there to understand about love?
It's when two people argue about who loves who more.
If a man really loves a woman,
He will use marriage to show his love
As for marriage, it's even more simple.
When two people cannot settle about to who loves who more,
Then it will be best for him to use marriage.
Who hates who more.
I'm already twenty-eight,
To a twenty-eight year old woman, there should be a guarantee for love. Do you understand?
So what I'm saying is, don't understand love. It's better to understand the law.
If you don't have the thought of marrying me, then let me go.
If she wants to go, then quickly let her go.
While you can get out of it, quickly run away.
Perfect.
I'll tell Shu Hong just like that.
Please forgive for saying this but never trust women.
Today, she will talk about love. Tomorrow she will get a lawyer and sue your pants off.
Then, in the end all you can do is watch her take your house, your car,
Your deposit, your child custody and even the dog you brought up!
and your remaining dignity away, until the end...
even the court fees will have to be paid by you.
Lawyer Hao, today I looked for the right person.
Before she changes her mind, I'll deliver this to her.
Thank you.
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Shu Hong...
Huan Huan, in my heart there is a cute woman.
I can never forget the first time I saw you. How my heart was moved.
Huan Huan,
You are the only "woman I must marry" in my heart.
Huan Huan, are willing you marry me?
Marry him! Marry him! Marry him! Marry him!
I'm willing.
Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations.
Be happy.
Living well alone,
why would two people walking together, hand in hand into hell?
♫ It's best if you have not yet noticed my laughter ♫
♫ The distance is perfect, I was so close to falling ♫
♫ So close to stepping into the sweet trap ♫
♫ I never thought your flirts would make me fall ♫
♫ It turns out that the smartest you can achieve is when you understand how to flaunt ♫
♫ Attack, defend, fate is infighting ♫
♫ Forever~ Every day, think of me, look at me, hug me ♫
♫ Please don't go~ Every night, rely on me, stick to me, accompany me ♫
♫ To defeat loneliness ♫
♫ The best weapon is tenderness ♫
♫ Until forever~ Every second, we love while fighting, without stopping ♫
♫ Let's battle~ Every time, bully me, trick me, rely on me ♫
♫ Love is romance's tease ♫
♫ I want, I do, I will love you forever ♫
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What's wrong with him?
He got hurt.
It seems like he's really weak, so pity.
Here it's too dangerous. I'll put him to the side.
There's no point in putting him on the side, you should take him to the hospital.
I got something to do later, I'm not free.
Why do you not have sympathy?
And you still care about your work. What will happen if he's hurt?
You have sympathy, then you go.
You're the one who who found him, you should go.
According to your logic, now you have found him too, which means you also have a responsibility to help.
You have a car... I have..
Oh, I remember you.
You are Hao Sheng Nan's boyfriend.
That Lawyer who is Justin.
Yes, I am.
I have a meeting with my client, so I don't have to take him to the hospital.
The only thing I can do is now let the Animal protection to deal with it.
You.. What are you doing?
There is only me and you. On the road, there is only your car.
If you don't take him to the hospital, I will report you for a hit-and-run.
That is framing!
Nevermind. At least I have the cars video camera,
I can prove that I didn't hit this dog.
Let's see how you are gonna frame me...
Were you talking about this?
Yes.
Sorry, what did you say?
Be a good dog. Just bear with it a little longer.
We will take you to the hospital!
ShengNan boyfriend, can you drive a bit faster?
How many years have you driven this car? Are you scared of hitting the accelerator
or did you just get your license so you don't dare to drive to fast. What about letting me drive instead.
First of all, this car is the newest eco-friendly model.
It's expensive, you hillbilly. Secondly,
it's not that I cannot drive. This road has a speed limit of 50 km, I don't want to exceed the speed limit.
You don't have to worry. I will pay for the tickets.
It's not a matter of money. Since I got my license I have never received any violation ticket.
I don't want my perfect record to be ruined by you.
Okay. I respect your OCD.
Then please drive a bit faster - without exceeding the speed limit.
Once you turn left, then you'll arrive!
It's prohibited to turn left.
You're going the long way!
I don't want to break the law.
Turn left, turn left!
I don't want to.
Hey, you
What were you doing?!
We've turned left anyway, let's just do it.
Did you know that was very dangerous?
EnYa Veterinary Hospital
(Traffic penalty Notice)
Road Traffic Management and Penalty Act
Regulation 48, Paragraph 1
Section 2.
Illegal Left Turn.
Doctor, is he okay?
I gave him a needle for nutrition
and anti-inflammatory drugs. Currently, there shouldn't be anything serious.
Is he your boyfriend?
We are...
No way.
Nope.
I wanted to ask, because...
I think this is a stray dog you've both picked up,
because apart from it suffering from malnutrition,
we've also detected that it has osteomyelitis (inflammation of the bones).
It might need to be hospitalised and treated for a period of time.
I still have to caution you both about this. It will probably incur a huge cost.
The costs...
The cost isn't a problem.
Please, you must cure this dog.
Money is not a problem.
This is not a problem about money.
Sir, that lady just now said you will pay all the costs.
What about that miss?
She's already left. All the costs, the operation fees plus the follow-up cost
is a total of 12,800NT.
12,800NT?
Yes. 12,800.
12,800.
Don't blame me. Just consider this sum of money as me getting rid of the karmic hindrances on your behalf,
helping Hao Sheng Nan accumulate merit and virtue.
Good morning Boss.
What are you doing?
Nothing much. Just waiting for the elevator so I can get back to work.
What floor is our office at?
Third floor.
Then why are you taking the elevator? Do you know what Environmental Protection and Carbon Reduction mean?
It's just an elevator ride. It's not that serious, right?
One elevator is at floor 15 and the other is at floor 7. Both elevators
need to come down to take you to the 3rd floor just because you're too lazy to take the stairs.
So what?
The elevators in this office building's energy consumption, including lighting and AC, is 13,140 watts.
Meaning they consume 13.14 kilowatt per hour.
Look at how odious you are and I can easily guess that
you always push both elevators' buttons.
Assuming the operation time for both elevators is 40 seconds.
Board it once when you get to work.
Board it once when you get off work.
Two more times when you buy a bento for lunch, and another two when you go out to run errands.
Every day you take the elevator at least 6 times.
Altogether, the total time for the elevator to operate is 240 seconds.
Meaning you consume 0.88 kilowatt of electricity.
0.88 seems fine though?
You come to work 22 days a month, so you use 19.36 kilowatt of electricity.
In Taiwan, in order to produce 1 kilowatt of electricity, the power plant has to emit 0.637 kilogram of carbon dioxide. For you alone that's 12.3 kilogram.
Nearly 150 kilogram of air pollution in one year,
and yet you dare tell me that 0.88 sounds fine.
Boss, I...
If you don't wish to see me condemned by my conscience because of this 150 kilogram,
leaving me no choice but to fire you,
then from today onwards you should either pray that I might one day move our office to level 10 or above,
or else you start walking the stairs to the 3rd floor.
But boss, you also just took the elevator.
Wouldn't have been an even bigger waste if I hadn't?
Oh.
Do you get it?
I get it.
Boss,
please.
Hao Meng. You were right. My wife really engaged a lawyer to get a divorce.
What should I do?
Hey! I'm talking to you. Are you even listening?
Of course I'm listening,
but I need to look at green plants to calm my mind
else I really wouldn't want to be bothered with you.
Two months ago I told you
to sign the divorce papers before your wife mentioned any requirements, so tell me,
why did you wait until now?
That day I really wanted to give her the divorce papers
but when I came home,
I saw her sleeping on the couch looking tired.
Then?
Then I saw her sleeping on the couch,
I remembered how much we used to love each other,
and I couldn't help asking myself,
is it really good to split like this?
Have you calmly
thoroughly thought about
clearly the first to stop loving, was her.
The one to mention divorce, was also her.
The opposing side's lawyer has proposed that every month we have to pay her $15,000
until she is married with another person.
Why?
Two people, no matter who mentions divorce,
Isn't it normal for a male to pay for a woman's living expenses?
That's the blind spot!
Just like what I just said,
marriage is like a contract. Whoever violates the contract pays the compensation, right?
Then why is it that the one violating the contract is her, but she isn't the one paying.
You are!
It's because...
I still love her?
That's not the main point. The main point is
why is the figure 15,000?
According to my experience, each divorce is a zero-sum game.
Money exchanges hands and you don't leave on good terms.
They squeeze everything out of you until you have nothing.
Your wife has proposed a very unreasonable form of compensation.
It's definitely fishy.
How is it fishy?
She's scared if she asks too much you won't divorce her
but she can't leave with nothing.
She's scared you will question her true motives.
You're not trying to say that my wife...
that she has another man?
That's right.
If there are no mishaps, our opposing party right now
is her current lawyer, Lawyer Ding.
That's impossible. My wife would never treat me like that.
Boss. The papers you wanted.
Mr. Xiao.
I think we should once again talk about
Think about how much compensation-
-you wish to receive from your ex-wife.
Boss! You're such an amazing foreteller!
Before the client came, you already got photos showing his wife's adultery.
One day you'll learn that, not only for news reporters,
making up a story based on a picture is a required skill for lawyers as well.
Trust me. You won't leave anything behind that can be traced back to you.
So that picture was a fake?
I took that picture when I introduced Lawyer Ding to his wife.
Then you're lying to him?
It's a fact that his wife has an affair.
Mr Xiao knows this but he's afraid to face the facts.
I'm helping him
by forcing him to face the reality.
Boss I understand. But...
Don't you think this method is cruel?
It's like...
It's like we're the ones ruining their marriage!
Do you remember when I told you
In court, what's the most important thing?
Evidence?
As a lawyer,
What is the most important duty?
Collecting evidence?
Then what is the key
to winning a divorce settlement?
Don't know. What is it?
Collect the evidence of all of
the unhappiest times during the marriage.
♫ Pass by the school's flower shop. The vacantness reaches the shores ♫
♫ Until forever~ Every second, we love while fighting, without stopping ♫
The clear sky and the spiritual earth.
With the Matchmaking God and the Peach Flower Goddess as the witnesses,
force them apart and make them separate. Hurriedly like burning fire.
The clear sky and the spiritual earth. With the Matchmaking God and the Peach Flower...
How is it? Does this one look good?
Huanhuan. You are beautiful.
You are very pretty.
Wa. Shengnan, this one really suits you.
How does it suit?
Don't you think this colour looks like...
Bok choy!
Bok choy eh?
Cabbage?
No need.
That's the one. Sheng Nan,
this one's great.
Standing beside you, I'll feel even grander.
You'd perfectly shine on me.
I'm so happy you're my bridesmaid. Did you know that?
Baby, let's go to the hotel together later.
I looked at the menu and picked something I don't like. I want to change it.
Ok, no problem.
Love you~ I'm filled with love for you.
Me too!
Like this.
Pretty wife, let me tell you.
Go back to that whatever Double Happiness Hall, to the signboard of goddess with the miraculous predictions.
Go back and tear it down.
She's already worn the dress
She's about to walk down the aisle and be ushered into the bridal chamber right away.
When we go back, it'd be good if I just help you dig out that Christmas tree.
What Christmas tree? It's a peach cactus!
Peach?
Don't rush.
Us humans can't see
what God has in store for us.
Don't worry.
What?! Cancelled?
That's right. Sorry, we received a call last night confirming you didn't want it.
It wasn't me!
Someone must have pretended to be me.
Yes! YES!
No problem. I'll give you the deposit right now.
Next time, it doesn't matter who wants to cancel the booking for the venue - just ignore them.
I'm sorry. Our bookings are entirely full for that day.
We're really sorry.
Great! This is great!
Babe, how about this? If we can't book here, let's ask some other places.
There's no need. I've already asked everywhere.
That date is a good day. So many people have already booked one year in advance.
How about we postpone it?
Postpone?
POSTPONE? Postponing is good.
Baby, I've already predicted for you before. The first day of the seventh month on the Chinese lunar calendar five years later will be a very auspicious day.
Hey, the gates of hell are open on the first day of the seventh month.
Dad! Mom!
If there's no place, how can you hold a banquet?
Just postpone it.
Actually, there is a plan.
You can reconsider,
organise a roadside banquet and invite guests to a meal in which they arrive at various times and are served upon arrival.
- A roadside banquet? - Organising a banquet? - That's right!
- No way! - There are stray dogs by the roadside.
What if someone's bitten by a stray dog? You even have to set up canvas tents.
- How are you going to manage the canvas tents? - I can find someone to go up on the stage and sing karaoke.
Karaoke ain't bad!
Poles and hot chicks?
It's traditional and fun!
- But we'll get a ticket for that! - No, that should work.
Think about it. She's such a trendy person. Of course she won't think it's okay.
Let me tell you though - that won't happen.
She's organising a wedding banquet. Won't it be too unsophisticated?
There's been much progress in holding a banquet now.
I didn't say it wasn't okay!
I'll just hold a roadside banquet.
This is our balcony.
Okay, I've decided. The wedding will take place here.
No way! There are a lot of mosquitoes and flies here.
We have a lot of family. Where are they going to park their cars?
- It's really windy, your hair will get all messed up. - Why don't you postpone it?
Why don't you just postpone it? It's not going to be long.
Stop talking!
I'm saying that I will hold my wedding here.
Sorry, Our restaurant have not held any wedding ceremony here before.
I'm afraid we will not be able to complete your request.
Baby, if this place won't do, we can pick another place.
Exactly. And there are caterpillars. What if we accidentally eat one when we're drinking our soup?
- It's not that we want to eat sashimi. - It's not good. - That's right. Let's make a change, okay? - You can't force it.
- This matter on the venue is a kind of fate. - Manager Sun!
I wonder if you know Ms. Xu Mei Jiang from the hotel's board of directors?
She's the one who recommended this place to me.
And now, without checking for my identity,
the hotel has canceled my reservation because of one phone call.
This is the kind of negligence that I think must be reported to Ms. Xu.
What do you think?
I'm not sure about your words.
For the several years that I've been a manager,
there have been many people who say they know our president, and they want a discount, etc.
I'm sure that you're not this kind of person, right?
Of course not! We're honest people.
We're not like that.
Ms. Xu, this is Huan Huan. It's been a long time.
I'm currently at the hotel that you recommended to check the venue.
It's like this. There is something I should tell you.
Manager Sun who has been introducing the venue to me...
Sun Fu Guo!
That's right.
Sun Fu Guo... He's really a very...
a diligent and responsible good manager.
Thank you for recommending this place. The venue is just perfect.
By the way, would you like to say a few words to Manager Sun?
I was only joking. He looks very nervous. Let's stop playing with him.
Bye.
As long as Ms. Cai wants it, our hotel
we will fully co-operate.
Little Aunt, you're threatening people by doing this.
This is not a good idea.
When did I threaten him?
It's not like I called my reporter friends over for a press conference.
This is what is known as threatening.
That's right. She didn't call the reporters. No vehicle has arrived.
Ms. Cai, let's head downstairs to sign the contract.
Okay.
Everyone, this way.
- This way. - Thank you.
Who's Ms. Xu? You know her?
Of course. I've seen her on TV.
Hello, I'm Xiao Mi.
Hao Meng, introduce yourself. Don't just stare off into space.
Hello, I'm Justin.
Don't speak in English. Speak in Mandarin.
My name is Hao Meng.
Hao Meng?
No need to wonder, it's that Meng. (the character for his name means "adorable")
That's right. I call him Meng Meng since he was young. He's so cute.
Meng Meng? I really like this name.
It's such a cute name. Meng Meng.
(I really like her.)
Seriously?
You two young people, keep chatting and get to know each other.
Xiao Mi. Is there anything you want to ask him?
I wanted to ask, if we date with the intent of marriage...
What do you think?
This is great.
Young people now really know how to do things.
- Marriage... - Wonderful.
I think that dating is a rather environmentally irresponsible.
When you're in a relationship, you have to go on dates, which means you have to drive around. I won't mention how much that adds to the carbon emissions.
You also have to eat fancy meals, and those foods,
lobster, steak, abalone - they all need to take a plane. It's a waste of the Earth's resources.
When you catch them, you're also ruining the environment.
The lengthier the process to produce, the worse it is for the environment.
As for a marriage, that's even less environmentally friendly.
Do you know many invitations need to be made for a wedding? And how many trees need to be cut down?
The food for the guests, the air conditioning, all the flowers - it's all a waste.
The polar bears are all crying.
Let me put it more straightforwardly.
It's just us, realizing that we don't like each other,
but still sitting here, wasting everyone's time.
That is the most environmentally irresponsible thing.
Someone as environmentally friendly as myself
doesn't suit you at all, right?
How can that be? To be honest, I put a lot of importance on protecting the environment too.
When I go out, I take the metro. Also, I'm a vegetarian.
I'm even willing to undergo just a civil marriage ceremony.
The more I see you two, the more I think you're perfect for each other. You're talking so happily.
I think that good things will come soon.
With what eyes did you see us talking happily?
Hao Meng, Auntie Cui understands.
You two need some time alone to get to know each other.
Isn't that so?
And with what ears did you hear that we need alone time to get to know each other?
Cui, let's go. The two of them can talk.
Okay.
I just realized I have a meeting. I'll be going.
What are you doing?
Excuse me, just wait for me a moment.
I'm not forcing you, but I really like Xiao Min.
Have a good chat between the both of you.
Give yourself a chance, and give her a chance.
After you get to know her a bit, you'll come to realize
that she's a perfect match.
If I want to date a girl, I will look for her on my own.
Hao Meng, when you date,
What kind of girl you want to date, it's your problem.
Of course, you can make your own decision.
I will support you
but...
if you were to take wife, what kind wife you are you going to have,
it's our family matter. I will make the decision.
I like Xiao Mi.
It's fine if you don't like her.
If you have the ability to, find someone who you and I both like.
Cui, let's go! Let's leave these two young people to chat, and we'll take a walk.
Okay.
Thank you for coming along to check the venue.
Be careful on the way home. Remember to call me when you reach home.
Na Na, thank you.
Don't mention it.
Bye.
Hao Sheng Nan, don't think that I don't know what you're up to.
You want to mess up my wedding.
Huan Huan,
This place is really not suitable to hold a wedding.
There are a lot of corners. (bad thing for the feng shui)
And...
Baby, I suddenly thought of a work I had to take care of.
Take my parents home first, okay?
Go back first.
When the mom talks, the child should listen.
Okay, I will listen to after my job is done.
Go back first.
Hurry, let's go! It's coming!
- Baby, be careful. Bye. - Thanks.
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I've finally got you.
Hao Sheng Nan, before you try to ruin my wedding with Baby,
I would like to see how you are going to settle your cheating issue.
♫ Pass by the school's flower shop. The vacantness reaches the shores ♫
♫ Until forever~ Every second, we love while fighting, without stopping ♫
Hey!
- What are you doing? - Give me your phone.
What are you talking about? I don't understand at all.
Erase the photo you took of me.
Who do you think you are? Why would I take a photo of you?
You're not going to delete it? You're going to wait for my legal statement?
I can sue you for invasion of privacy, personality rights, and injury.
Excuse me. You are grabbing my hand now. I'm the victim.
Has anyone told you that your high heels are really ugly?
- Your shoes are ugly. - I can sue you for attempted murder.
Don't think that just because you studied law, you are that great?
You're the one cheating on Hao Sheng Nan, and you want to su me?
Me and Hao Sheng Nan?
Please don't let that damn Cai Hao Nan find out that I had you pretend to be my boyfriend.
I will be so embarrassed to death.
It's none of your business what's going on between Hao Sheng Nan and myself. If you don't delete those photos,
don't even think of leaving.
I don't want to.
Say that again.
I don't want to.
- Give me your cellphone. - What are you doing?
Give me your cellphone.
Let go. Let go!
Oops!
It's not what you think it is.
It's really not what you think it is.
It's really what you think it is.
In this public place,
What were you doing with your hands?
Can you help me...
Police officer, he touched me.
You again?
Illegal left turn, public indecency, theft...
What else is on your criminal record?
I was not indecent, and I didn't steal her phone.
It's because she secretly took photos of me, and I wanted her to delete them.
It's just this...
I had just passed by a restaurant,
and I thought it was really pretty, so I wanted to take a few photos.
How was I to know that after I took the photo,
he, this pervert, would run out.
He felt my breast.
And I didn't know where he was dragging me to.
I didn't feel your breast.
I didn't keep touching her breatst.
That was just an accident.
It's really an accident this time.
I'm so afraid.
I'm really, really afraid.
You're still faking it.
He is threatening me.
Don't worry. We'll definitely make sure he gets the punishment he deserves.
Thank you, Mister Officer.
Wait a moment, you cannot just listen to one side of the story.
First of all, the second article of the Sexual Harassment Prevention and Redressal Act stipulates
apart from committing sexual assault offences, the situations of imposing on others against their will, sex or other sex-related conduct,
plus violating others’ dignity and honour, causing people to feel intimidated and afraid,
experiencing the hostility or the offence.
It's because Ms. Cai secretly took my picture,
so I felt my rights were violated.
You can recite the sexual harassment rule of law backwards?
I think if you're not a serial offender, then you're just a case of a premeditated crime.
I'm not a serial offender. I've also not committed a premeditated crime.
I'm very familiar with this clause because I'm a lawyer.
And right now, I'm exercising self-protection for the ability to speak in defence.
This is not the main point. The main point is
Ms. Cai secretly photographed me, of course she is the guilty party.
I simply grabbed her wrist to stop her.
This was the most trivial way of being arrested then.
It's completely in keeping with the 'criminal-caught-red-handed' arrest stipulation
Okay.
Bigshot Lawyer, what you've said is correct.
But where are the witnesses who can attest that what you've said is the truth?
- Say a few words... - You don't have any!
but this lady did.
There are six witnesses who can confirm that you touched...
this victim's breast.
Six of them?
Where are they?
They are the ones.
all very eager to stand up bravely for the truth, to willingly testify for Miss Cai.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you for coming forward to help.
If not for you guys, I think today, I'd have...
Miss Cai, we've finished here. You can go now.
Thank you, Officer. Thank you.
I'm really afraid.
I'm so afraid.
The witnesses are here to give their evidence, Bigshot Lawyer.
Do you need me to call in a lawyer for you?
No need.
Okay.
Sorry, I need to take this call first.
Hello.
Bro, did you meet Cai Huan Zhen today?
Otherwise, why would she send me a picture of you and some girl?
And she even said not to take it too hard–
So Cai Huan Zhens is suing you for sexual harassment?
She thought I was cheating on you, so she took my picture. And that's why I tried to get her phone!
You figure out what to do.
- I'm sorry. - I don't care!
Figure out some way to tell that crazy woman to withdraw her accusation, got it?
You want me to to tell Cai Huan Zhen that I asked you to pretend to be my boyfriend?
You might as well have told me to die. That would be so embarrassing.
I wouldn't be able to lift my head in front of her anymore.
I'm the one who won't be able to lift my head, if I'm sued for sexual harassment over such a stupid thing.
Aren't you two friends?
At worst, you can just not see her in the future.
The point is that, in the future, she won't just be a friend.
She'll be family.
What do you mean?
You still don't know?
The woman Little Uncle is going to marry is Cai Huan Zhen.
You knew Cai Huan Zhen and Lin Shu Hong were getting married, and you still had me pretend to be your boyfriend?
How could I know they were going to get married at the start?
You have to help me figure out a way to ruin their wedding, so that Cai Huan Zhen won't find out you're pretending to be my boyfriend.
This photo...
There's so much luggage... She can't be wanting to leave the house, can she?
Shouldn't they sign a divorce agreement first?
How could you say something like that? Hurry and advise her.
Mom, you're not planning on leaving the house, are you? Don't be so angry...
Sheng Nan, calm down.
I'm not the one leaving the house, it's your brother who's leaving.
What?
Hao Meng, you're really something.
I already told you, I really like Xiao Min.
In the end, you still left her there by herself.
The situation isn't what you're thinking. It's because...
Hao Meng,
since you haven't been happy
with the arrangements I made for you, that's okay, I won't force you.
When you've figured out that everything I've done was for your own good,
then you can come back.
Mom, don'tbe angry. Mom!
What are you going to do?
You mean about ruining Lin Shu Hong and Cai Huan Zhen's wedding, right?
I'll help you right now.
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How did you have time to stop by?
What's going on with this house, Uncle?
You wouldn't have decorated like this.
I decorated this
with your future aunt. It's warm and inviting, isn't it?
This is obviously a woman's living space.
Hey!
What are you trying to say?
Oh.
I came today to answer the question you asked me, that I never answered.
What question?
You asked me, why I couldn't congratulate you on your wedding, like everyone else did.
What?
Please forgive me for saying this, Uncle.
I didn't congratulate you, because I don't think you've really thought about this marriage situation.
Who says I haven't? I've thought about it very clearly.
Okay,
then let me ask you something. Please answer honestly.
Why exactly
are you getting married?
I told you already.
I love her.
I want to be with her, for the rest of my life.
- The rest of your life? - Yes, the rest of my life.
- It can't be anyone but her? - Can't be anyone but her.
What are you laughing about?
I laughed because I think that you haven't quite understood
what a marriage entails.
Let me tell you. In this world,
there isn't anyone who can love another person for the rest of their life, let alone forever.
You're not me, so how would you know?
Okay, let's assume that you're an oddity, who can love one person for the rest of your life,
but that doesn't mean she's the same, okay?
I'm sure that Huan Huan thinks the same way I do.
I would really like to believe that, but a marriage has to do with the law.
And I believe
that from a legal standpoint, that has no value.
So whether it's a marriage or love, you need to look at the evidence.
Evidence?
Yes.
Three months ago, that spot used to be for your favorite Xbox and our favorite NBA game.
Now all of that's been put away, and what sits there now?
Zhen Zhen's favorite Korean drama DVDs.
Public Garden, My Love From Mars.
And the one you must like, A Typhoon in that Summer.
Let's continue.
What books were here three months ago?
Twentieth Century Architects, Modern Architecture...
Tadao Ando's Completed Works.
And behind Historical Chinese Achitecture,
Maria Ozawa's Photo Collection.
How did you know about that?
That's not the point. The point is what all those are gone, and what's sitting on the shelves now?
Empress' On Your Knees, Men.
Durian's Chaos in the Royal Harem.
And Albumin's You Love Me Love You Love Me Love You.
Continuing.
Your action figure room has become...
Huan Huan's dressing room.
Your shoe cabinet...
Is full of Huan Huan's high heels.
And your shoes?
Are out on the balcony.
Do you know what this evidence means?
What?
That you clearly haven't thought about
how much change that a marriage will bring to your life.
Strange, why are the lights all off?
Baby?
Why are you sitting here by yourself? And in the dark.
Me nephew came over.
We talked about the changes that come with a marriage.
Your nephew?
Sheng Nan's brother.
Sheng Nan's brother?
What kind of changes did he talk with you about?
He said...
Everyone says that marriage is two people living in one place.
Since this house belongs to two people, why don't I see anything here that belongs to you?
Trust me, this is just the start.
After you get married, there won't be any space that belongs to you.
Including your dreams.
Dreams?
Your dignity.
- Dignity? - Your life's purpose.
Purpose...
One by one, they'll be taken from you.
One by one,
you'll lose them.
Sheng Nan really said that to you?
But someone as virtuous and caring as you...
I can't... I can't believe that you would become such a scary,
control-freak of a wife.
But I can't handle that fear.
Do you know what I'm feeling right now?
I'm ver touched.
I'm also very thankful that you're willing to share all your worries with me in this time.
What you've said is right.
Marriage is very scary. I also feel afraid.
You're also afraid of getting married?
But I know
that you're not the same as other men.
And I'm not the same as other women.
As long as I can be with you,
then I won't be afraid anymore.
It doesn't matter if we get married or not.
Huan Huan, I'm sorry, I was wrong.
I shouldn't have misunderstood you.
I promise that I'll make you happy, I will.
But Huan Huan, I don't understand.
Such a wonderful woman like you... Why would you be willing to marry me?
Why would you be willing–
I won't let you say something like that.
You're great.
You're awesome.
Of all the boyfriends I've had, you're the best.
You're the one I love the most.
Of all the boyfriends you've had...
I'm the best one, the one you love the most?
Yes.
You're the one I love the most.
Are you hungry? I'll go make you something to eat.
Huan Huan.
Can I ask you something?
What is it?
Can you tell me honestly,
how many boyfriends have you had before me?
Tell me honestly. I won't be angry.
How many boyfriends have you had before me?
Okay.
I'll tell you, but you can't get angry.
Actually, I've had...
Two?
But one of them flew to Dubai to be a priest, and the other died in a car accident.
Baby, do you mind that I've had so many boyfriends?
It would be a lie to say I didn't mind...
But as long as you love me the most, it's okay.
Huan Huan loves Shu Hong the most.
♫ Pass by the school's flower shop. The vacantness reaches the shores ♫
♫ Until forever~ Every second, we love while fighting, without stopping ♫
Bro, you're really smart.
How come I never thought of destroying their wedding?
The quickest way
is to start from Little Uncle.
After your lesson with him,
did it seem like he wanted to cancel the wedding?
Whether or not he's thinking of canceling the wedding,
at the least, he's starting to question the idea of marriage.
I don't think he and Cai Huan Zhen will be very happy.
That won't do! We can't just make it so they're not happy.
We must specially sabotaged their wedding.
Otherwise, Cai Huan Zhen will become our Little Aunt.
We must follow this victory with a hot pursuit.
OK, I'm going to the restroom. When I get back, we'll continue discussing.
OK. Hey, your phone's ringing.
Pick it up for me.
Cai Huan Zhen
Hao Sheng Nan! This time you're really being too ridiculous!
I'm not Sheng Nan. I'm...
I know who you are.
Sheng Nan's boyfriend.
Yes, I am. Sheng Nan can't come to the phone right now so I'll ask her to call you later.
No need. Please relay to her that
If she ruin my happiness because of our past grudge,
I absolutely won't let her off.
OK, I'll relay that to her.
What I'm telling you is real and serious. Don't think I'm kidding.
Do you know what your girlfriend has done? It's not just a simple practical joke, okay?
Before someone else's wedding
having her brother talk to my fiance about some crap about how scary a marriage is.
Is destroying someone's wedding very fun?
I know that Sheng Nan went overboard with her joke, and please forgive me for saying this.
If you and your fiancé's feelings are very good, then it doesn't matter who says what,
it shouldn't affect your feelings nows, right?
What do you mean?
Have you ever thought about why you're so angry right now?
So infuriated?
-I'm angry because Hao Sheng Nan- -Actually, the answer is very simple.
Because you're feeling very unsettled about this wedding.
I've seen cases like yours many times before.
The more unsettled you feel, the more you want to put on a facade that you're very happy and great.
You think that your marriage will solve all your problems.
Let me tell you, you're deceiving yourself.
Just because you've had a lot of divorce cases, don't think that you understand a marriage.
It's actually the opposite. You don't even know how important marriage is to a woman.
When a woman decides to get married, she's decided to let go of everything familiar in her life to start over with something new.
Do you know how much courage that takes, how much consideration goes into it?
No matter what, I will never abandon the man who is willing to marry me.
And I will share with him all of the beautiful things in my life.
Even if it's a bit scary and unsettling, I will work hard to overcome those feelings.
Because once I've decided to love,
I will love, without reservation, until the end.
No matter how much it goes through, this love won't change.
That is the marriage I see before me.
So please, tell Hao Nan seriously,
if she's childish enough to play jokes with my marriage and my future,
No matter if it's her or her family,
I will never let a single one off.
OK, I'll relay that message to her. Please feel reassured.
What's up? Who called me earlier?
- Cai Huan Zhen. - Who are you tricking?
Oh, really! What did she say?
She said no matter what, she's going to marry Lin Shu Hong, so don't mess up her wedding.
What?
We failed with Little Uncle too.
-What do we do now? -I'm too lazy to think of a solution.
Bro! How can you be like this?
You don't keep your word...
When she loves,
I will love, without reservation, until the end.
I'm so angry.
Do I really have to watch Cai Huan Zhen
become my Little Aunt?
Hello?
Sheng Nan.
Yes, Assistant Manager, what's the matter?
What's going on with the 500 person Kaida Construction case?
Didn't you tell me yesterday that you finished it?
Yes, it's been set. We're signing the contract next Wednesday.
The contract was not signed. How could you say that you have settled it?
Did you know that Longxiang's Cai Huan Zhen took that case away?
How could that be? But I...
Alright, I don't want to hear your explanations right now. Have the report about it on my desk when you get off work.
Did hear hear me?
Urgh!
Cai Huan Zhen again...
Am I going to be pressed down by this woman for my entire life?!
Nana, call Kaida right now.
Ask them what happened.
Hey!
Seriously?!
So much stuff happened in this episode!
Goodness, Qian Xiao Xun's not really going to marry Jin Zheng Gu's brother, right?
Oh no!
If he really does marry, I'm going to smash my TV apart.
What's with this crappy drama?
Relax, I've already watched this episode. In the end, they don't get married.
How is that possible?
The wedding's already been planned. How could they not get married?
Anyway, at the end-
Boss...
Come back!
Boss, we're sorry.
Don't be angry. We...
Have some snacks.
Who says I'm angry?
What drama are you guys watching? What's the name?
What part have they gotten to?
One week later
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Yue'E, it's almost time. We should go.
What are you doing?
Cai Taohua, Cai Zhenzhen,
I told you two to find me a good marriage.
And now?! You've found me this unlucky person!
Today, I'm going to cut you both down as firewood. Or else I'll eat my hat! (Literally: I'll take after your surname.)
Okay.
Our daughter's getting married today, you should be happy.
Don't think I'm letting you guys go! Wait until I come back, and you'll find out my strength!
Cai Taohua, Cai Zhenzhen, you better be careful!
Oh, nothing. I'm going to go outside for a bit.
Congratulations, congratulations.
Hello, everyone. Congratulations.
-Sheng Nan! -That's weird...
-Sheng Nan! -Hey Mom!
Shouldn't the bridesmaid be with the bride? Where are you going?
She's got a stylist inside, I'd just get in the way.
Uh, if you're not doing anything,
call you brother and tell him to come here.
Why do I have to tell him to come here?
Your uncle is getting married today.
If he doesn't come, people will talk.
But aren't you guys fighting? Let's not call him over here.
We're having a wedding today, I won't argue with him. After the banquet, we can go home.
But...
Hurry up and go!
Why did you just come?
I couldn't get a cab.
I'm going to the restroom.
Hey, Yu He...
Wife, look at this.
Wow, they're beautiful.
Perfect match, huh?
-Yes, yes, yes. -That's my daughter!
-That's my daughter. -She's pretty, huh? -Yes, she's pretty.
This is my wife.
Beautiful as a bouquet of flowers.
A perfect match...
Welcome to the wedding.
Hello? Bro, where are you?
I will probably be there in twenty minutes.
What? You're really coming?
The empress had you call me, right?
If I don't go today, I'll never have to go home.
Aiyo, but...
You can't come!
Why not?
Did you forget?
Cai Huan Zhen thinks you're my boyfriend!
If you come, wouldn't everything be exposed?
You can't come today!
If she doesn't know today, she'll know tomorrow. Do you want me to hide from her forever?
Don't worry, I don't need you to hide forever. I already-
In any case, you just don't need to come.
Hello?
What exactly is going on?
Wait a minute!
♫ Pass by the school's flower shop. The vacantness reaches the shores ♫
♫ Until forever~ Every second, we love while fighting, without stopping ♫
Shu Hong, do you take Huan Zhen to be your wife,
love her, be with her and protect her
and be a responsible husband?
I do.
Huan Zhen, do you take Shu Hong as your husband, to protect him,
to love, cherish, and help him,
and be a responsible wife?
I do.
If no one objects, I would like to invite both parties to exchange rings.
Thank you.
Wait a minute!
I object!
Huan Huan!
You can't marry him.
I already know everything.
You still love me.
Ah Bing.
Frankly, all these years,
Huan Huan never forgot about you.
I didn't know
if I should tell you some things.
In fact, Huan Huan's only getting married
to force herself to forget you. Did you know?
Is what you're saying the truth?
Of course it's the truth!
I'm Huan Zhen's good friend. How could I lie to you?
Ah B,
other than wishing them happiness,
there's another option for this wedding.
What option?
Kidnap the bride.
Return to my side!
Huan Huan!
How can you be so foolish?
If you want to be angry with me,
you can't use your marriage with him to be angry with me!
Huan Huan,
I love you. Come with me.
I'll take you back to Dubai.
He's the priest that went to Dubai?
I... He...
Move aside. Huan Huan has already stopped loving you. She's been waiting for me.
To bring her back to...
Professor Dou is here as well.
Huan Huan, leave with me.
I love you.
No!
Huan Huan!
Do you still remember our promise?
We swear upon this lifelong oath, this love will last forever.
Until the mountain has no edge, and the sky becomes the earth,
we will not part. You are the wind, and I am the sand.
I cannot part with you and with this love.
I shouldn't leave you to chase my basketball dreams.
Huan Huan, forget the championship game!
I give up basketball too!
Leave with me, and let me take you far away.
You're here to kidnap the bride too?!
Huan Huan! I love you!
- Huan Huan! - Huan Huan!
Pastor, continue.
- Huan Huan. - Yes.
Didn't you tell me that you only had two ex-boyfriends?
As for the rest...
I don't know. I don't have anything to do with them.
I don't know them.
If you don't know them, why did they create a scene here?
Then let us continue this wedding.
Shu Hung, let's continue.
Wait!
She's like a hammerhead shark right now, and she'll bite when she sees you. When you start feeling cabin fever,
don't say I didn't warn you.
Let me tell you. I will help you to take off your dress.
If I were you, I definitely would not watch that film.
I'm just the kind of rotten woman who lets people play around with me.
To cut off relations, to take away the burden.
This person...definitely has problems!
Morning-after pill?!
♫ Play with toy blocks, change seats ♫
♫ Listen to a CD, the cycle continues ♫
♫ Ride a bicycle, swing on swings ♫
♫ See how many times the clouds will scatter again ♫
♫ Without knowing, I've already walked this far ♫
♫ You yawn, I walk in circles. Just a bit more, it would've exceeded ♫
♫ Pass by the school's flower shop. The vacantness reaches the shores ♫
♫ There's a type of love that's a waste of time ♫
♫ I wander around the prosperous world ♫f
♫ I realize that your silhouette is plain yet special ♫
♫ Bypassing the city's boundary, I still have not said farewell ♫
♫ If love is missed too many times, the mistake comes to the point of perfect ♫
♫ Happiness went around in a circle ♫
♫ The end that you want ♫